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  Dedication

  For Alec, Nate, and Andrew.

  And for you, fearless reader.

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Chapter 58

  Chapter 59

  Chapter 60

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Books by Sally J. Pla

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  1

  I NEVER THOUGHT I’D end this day trapped in Albert Einstein’s dog crate, teetering at the top of our basement stairs. But you know, it only proves my point. Like I always tell my friend, Joon: bad stuff can pop up and trap you at any time.

  I mean, even if it seems like stuff is going okay? Suddenly, wham, just like in the comics: a splash page of heart-thumping action can explode out of nowhere. Pow! One minute, you’re happily eating a piece of cake. Boom! The next minute? Dog crate of doom.

  It all started because my brother, Calvin, turned fourteen today. We had pot roast, gravy, and a giant vat of mashed potatoes that Cal basically inhaled single-handedly. It was just the four of us: me, Gramps, Mom, and Cal. And Albert Einstein, under the table. That’s our dog—the world’s least intelligent golden retriever.

  Mom got off work early for the first time in months so she could cook Cal’s favorite birthday dinner. She also made this amazing chocolate birthday cake. Three layers. Frosting like melt-in-your-mouth fudge.

  So, after dinner, once Mom had gone back out for a real estate showing . . . I decided to steal another hunk of it.

  But Cal must have heard me sneak into the kitchen. Because all of a sudden—wham! He leapt out of thin air. He slammed his hand on the counter so hard, both the cake plate and I jumped.

  “Illegal cake grab, Stanley!” Cal shouted. “My birthday, MY CAKE!”

  I froze. Freezing was a bad choice because Cal had me in an instant headlock.

  “Let me go, Cal!”

  Just like certain superheroes, there are times when I have to set aside my usual commitment to nonviolence. This was one of those times. I stomped on Cal’s foot, hard as I could. His grip loosened! I ducked, spun, and twisted free—I was getting away! I dashed behind him—but now I was trapped in a corner. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

  An evil grin unfurled across Cal’s slightly hairy, pimply face. “Got you now,” he growled.

  I looked around, frantic. Albert Einstein’s dog crate! I flung open the wire mesh door and dashed inside. Cal lunged—but he was too late. I scrambled to the back and scrunched up into a tiny ball, as far from his groping hands as I could get.

  I was safe!

  Or so I thought.

  Because right then the crate door slammed shut. And I was being slid along the floor, toward the top of the basement stairs.

  “Stop screaming, you weenie,” said Cal. “I’m not gonna push you down the stairs.” Then he giggled. When Cal giggles, it sounds like the squeak of a rusty metal gate hinge: “HEEEE! HEEEE! HEEEE!” And sometimes he throws in a snort, like a pig’s stuck in that rusty gate. “SNORT! HEEEE!”

  “Nooo!” I hollered.

  But yes.

  Cal placed the back half of the crate, with me in it, on firm ground. But the front half he left hanging over the top step. So now, if I scramble forward to open the door, I’ll unbalance—and crash down into the basement.

  I try not to think about that. I hug my knees and stay still as a statue. My glasses are smudged with chocolate, but I can’t risk taking them off to polish them. I can’t risk any movement at all. I try not to hyperventilate.

  Cal grabs my cake plate and brings it over near me. He sits cross-legged by my cage. “Mmmmmm,” he says, spewing crumbs, rolling his eyeballs around. “Delicious!”

  I have this stack of comics upstairs two feet high. In any one of them, the hero or even the sidekick would be out of this bind in a flash. Superman would melt the bars. Batman would open his crazy utility belt. The Flash wouldn’t have gotten caught in the first place. Wolverine would be out with one swipe of a claw. Spidey would sling a web and drag himself to safety.

  But I’m no superhero. I’m about as far from a superhero as you could find. The only thing I can do is huddle in the corner of this dumb crate and pray for help.

  2

  NOT A MOMENT too soon, Mom comes in the back door. She stands there in her bright red real estate blazer, rubbing her nose and gaping at us. “What on earth? What’s going on here? CALVIN?” Mom dumps an armload of folders on the table, and suddenly Calvin’s morphed from Mr. Evil to Mr. Helpful, lending a hand to drag the crate back onto solid ground. I keel over inside it, still curled in a ball, and wait for my heart to stop hammering.

  “Why are you in that crate, Stanley? Calvin, why is Stanley in the crate?”

  Mom looks exhausted. Her face is pale. She pinches the bridge of her nose with her fingers and closes her eyes. “Wait. You know what? I don’t want to know.”

  “Mom!” I protest. “You do want to know!”

  “Aw, Ma!” Cal laughs like the Most Reasonable Boy in the World. “It’s just, you know, boys being boys! And you have to admit, isn’t that pretty cool, how I set up the crate? See how he couldn’t get out? Pretty clever, huh?”

  “Calvin Fortinbras, you’re fourteen years old. Next year, Lord help us, you will be in high school. And this is how you choose to spend your time?”

  As Cal slinks away, she falls into a kitchen chair, sighing, and kicks off her high heels.

  “Aren’t you going to ground him or something?” I say, climbing cautiously out of the crate.

  “I’ll deal with him later,” Mom says, rubbing her toes.

  I start to leave the room, but Mom clamps one of her iron claw-hands down on my shoulder. She turns me to face her, and gives me The Look. The one where her eyes glow like lasers, boring into your very soul. “You’re breathing fast, Stanley. How are you feeling? Really?” She feels my forehead.

  “I’m fine.”

  Mom frowns at me for a long moment. Finally, she releases me. She struggles to her feet and goes to rinse the stack of plates in the sink. “I thought your grandfather said he’d clean all this while I was o
ut.”

  “Gramps took out his hearing aids and went upstairs right after you left.” I look at the empty cake plate. “I was going to clean my mess up, but then, you know.” I point to the crate.

  She sighs, and bangs on the broken soap dispenser. “I’m sorry that Cal put you in that crate, Stanley. It was a terrible trick. I’ll punish him, to be sure. But I have to say it: I’m a little worried about you, kiddo. I wish you’d learn to stand up for yourself more.”

  I can’t believe my ears. “Stand up for myself more? Nice, Mom. Blame the victim, why don’t you.”

  Mom’s eyes narrow. “Watch your tone, Stan.”

  “Mom, Cal’s got thirty pounds on me. I’ve been the smallest kid in every class I’ve ever been in. And now that I’m in middle school, I’m the smallest kid in the whole place. It’s not a matter of standing up for myself. It’s a matter of physics. Weight. Mass. Force. POWER. Other kids have it. I don’t.”

  I stare at the floor. It’s covered in chocolate cake crumbs.

  “Oh, honey.” Mom reaches out and strokes my forehead with her soapy, damp hand, like she’s trying to wipe my feelings away. “I know the new school’s hard. I know you don’t like it. But . . . maybe if you tried just a little harder. Talk to the other kids. Why don’t you ever talk to anyone?”

  I shake my head. I’m not a talker. I don’t say much, unless it’s Mom, Dad, Gramps, or Joon. My Safe People.

  “I know! Why don’t you join one of the after-school clubs?”

  My stomach squirms. “There are no good ones.”

  “So start your own! No one knows more about comics than you—why don’t you start a comic book club?”

  Yeah, great. She might as well be asking me to start a Let’s Beat Up Stanley Club.

  “Well, you need to do something,” Mom says. “You hardly leave your room. You need more social interaction. Where’s your old buddy Joon these days? Why’s he never around?”

  My stomach contracts into a squirmy ball. “Dunno,” I say, my voice tight. “He’s around.”

  “Hey, I’ve got an idea.”

  Uh-oh.

  “What about that new girl next door?” Mom side-eyes me. “I hear she’s homeschooled. It must be lonely for her; I bet she’d just love to make a nice new friend like you! I met the uncle by the mailbox the other day. Dr. Silverberg. It’s just the two of them; her mom’s living somewhere else for a while. But anyway, he seems very nice.”

  “You think everyone is nice.”

  “Well, most people are, if you give them a chance,” she says with an encouraging smile. “And this niece could be nice, too. She’s your age. New in town. Doesn’t know a soul.” Mom turns off the tap and dries her hands. Then she gives me The Look again. “I mean it, Stanley. I want you to start speaking to other kids. I want you to go over there and welcome that new girl to the neighborhood. It’s an assignment. No: a command. You’re going over there tomorrow, and that’s final.”

  Ugh, I know defeat when I see it.

  After we finish cleaning the kitchen, I trudge up to my room. I shut the door tight, sprawl on my bed, and stare at my wall.

  We moved here when I was four, right after Mom and Dad got their Friendly Divorce. Back then, I loved rocket ships and outer space, so Mom spent a week painting planets all over my walls. She meant well, but to be honest, she’s no Michelangelo. Everything’s kind of blotchy. Saturn’s rings pretty much look ready to wobble right out of the galaxy.

  Still, Mom tries. She works really, really hard—as a real estate broker and as a tax accountant. And ever since Gramps moved in with us over the summer, Mom looks even more tired than usual.

  My dad used to come over a lot, to help with house projects, and homework, and just to be with me and Cal. But now he works for this global charity, building clinics and schools in Africa. It’s his dream job. But I don’t like him being gone.

  My dad’s French, but born in Morocco, which is in northern Africa. That’s why our last name is Fortinbras—it sort of means “strong arms” in French. My dad has strong arms. He’s small, strong, dark, and handsome, and he’s really, really good at helping other people.

  He used to be good at helping us.

  I, on the other hand, do not have strong arms. My arms are basically two overcooked pieces of spaghetti.

  Anyhow. When I worry about stuff—like Dad being gone, or Calvin turning Hulk, or Joon drifting away—I like to hole up in my room. It’s a pretty okay place, despite Mom’s wacky space mural. I’ve got a super-tall stack of comics by my desk, and superhero posters, and a new drafting table for sketching and cartooning. The bed’s comfy, and I’m at the end of the hall, so it’s quiet. Quiet is of primo importance to me. I can’t handle too much noise, or craziness, or stress. I get what Mom calls sensory overload.

  Between the new school and home lately, there’s a lot of sensory overload.

  In fact, more and more, I’m starting to feel like this room is the only calm place I’ve got left in the whole universe.

  Even if it’s a universe where all the planets are a little out of whack.

  3

  MONDAY MORNING, 6:50 alarm. I open my eyes and think: Ugh. My sixth miserable, torturous week as a Peavey Middle Schooler stretches out ahead of me. How will I get through?

  Plus today’s the day Mom’s forcing me to go say hello to that new girl next door. Double ugh.

  I hit snooze and drift . . . until my eyes fly open in a panic. It’s 7:05!

  Red Alert!

  Red Alert!

  Pretend your body’s the starship Enterprise, and it’s going into emergency mode: woop woop. With each woop, liquid panic pulses from your guts to the tips of your fingers and toes.

  Lots of things give me Red Alerts. Principal Coffin’s safety drills. Fear of crowds. Too much noise. Getting stuck in a dog crate.

  Missing the school bus!

  I throw my clothes on and pound downstairs in record time. Whew! Cal’s still in the kitchen, cramming papers in his backpack while shoveling toast in his face. But it’s 7:09, and at 7:09, I know for a fact the bus is already on Canyon Rim.

  “Come on!” I say, jumping up and down to help ease the panging Red Alerts. “We’re going to miss it!”

  Cal opens wide to show me his mouthful of disgusting mush. “Go by yourself, dweeb.”

  “Mom says we’re supposed to go together!” I say. Which is true. It’s also true that the six-lane intersection on Canyon Rim, with its honking cars and bus exhaust, freaks me out just enough that I’d rather wait for Cal.

  We run-walk down our drive, then past the neighbors. That new girl is probably still in bed. Homeschooled. She can probably do whatever the heck she wants today. No Peavey Middle School of Panic. What the heck does Mom want me to say to her? Just ring the bell and—what then? Why does Mom like to torture me with requests like this? Glurgh. My stomach tightens.

  Cal and I jog up the hill, each road and intersection getting busier and busier. At the traffic light, our bus is a flash of yellow, just pulling away! But Cal, who’s a fast sprinter, takes off and waves it down.

  The doors hiss open, and Olga points a blue-nailed finger at us, from up on the driver’s seat. “That’s two times in one month for you boys. I’m not putting up with any more what you call lollygagging,” she says in her Russian accent.

  Cal grunts and pushes past.

  “He’s sorry, Olga. I’m sorry,” I whisper, gasping, my heart pounding from the run. “It won’t happen again.”

  Olga’s always got a trucker cap on, a big wad of gum in her mouth, and mirrored wraparound sunglasses. I’ve never seen her eyes. She keeps the local radio station turned up so loud on her bus, my head pounds. And it seems like every other song is by this band named Electric Blue Oblivion that the girls are nuts about. They usually sit in the front seats by the speaker, singing louder and louder until Olga shouts, “Hey, pop divas, simmer down!”

  The bus lurches forward, and I practically fall into my usual seat next to Joo
n.

  “Dude.” Joon fist-bumps me as the bus heads out. “Guess what? My oldest sister, Kari, got a nose ring and shaved her head. Mom was so mad she was shouting in Korean so fast no one could tell what she was saying.” Joon touches his own thick brown hair. Lately, he’s started spiking it into pointy triangles with a ton of this stinky gel. I haven’t said anything to him yet, but I think Joon’s probably been watching too much Dragon Ball Z.

  “Maybe you should shave yours off, too,” I suggest. “The Green Lama’s bald, right?”

  He gives me a dirty look.

  I don’t know why because Joon’s always loved the Green Lama. It’s been his favorite vintage comic superhero since fourth grade. A superpowered Buddhist monk from the 1940s who fights evil in a glowing green cloak? What’s not to like? “The Lama puts the om in O-M-G!” Joon used to say to me. “Never diss the Lama!”

  We ride awhile in silence. Then I take a breath and ask him something I never used to have to ask, because it was a given: “So . . . do you want to hang out together this weekend?”

  Joon doesn’t answer right away. He’s staring at Gaby Garcia, two seats up. Joon would submit to torture before actually admitting he likes Gaby, but I can tell he does.

  “Well . . . I was thinking about biking to the comic shop on Saturday,” Joon says. “Like I’ve told you, I’m kind of over just hanging at our houses.”

  The only time Joon ever talked me into biking to the comic shop was last year. My pant leg got caught in the chain, and I had to stop for him to fix it for me. Then the busy traffic and noise of Camino Real spooked me so much, I skidded through a bunch of gears by accident, wiped out, and almost got hit by a car. I’m not what you’d call a cycling enthusiast.

  “If you hang at my house this weekend instead of biking,” I say, “I’ll give you one of my comics—you don’t need to buy one.”

  He shakes his head so that the gel-spikes tremble. “Dude,” Joon says, looking kind of sad. “We should do stuff.”

  I frown. “I do stuff.”

  “No, you don’t.”

  “I went to the town pool with you a few weeks ago.”

  “And you stood around in the shallow end with a bunch of ninety-year-old men. It was embarrassing.”